But there has been a serious emphasis put on nutrition and healthful foods these days (yes, "healthful", not "healthy"), and I've seriously cut back on my fast food intake. I will still indulge from time to time, but it has become an anomaly in my life rather than a regular thing (and I still enjoy my Coke too). But considering the GMO/organic/gluten-free discussions being bandied about, I decided it's high time I weighed in on the subject.
Weighed in. Har dee fucking har.
Stupid (and obvious) puns aside, a recent interaction with Tim (not his real name™) illustrated just how dangerous fast food can be. Sort of.
"Good afternoon Doc, this is Tim. Tim was drinking whiskey with his buddies at Fast Food Restaurant (not their real name™). I guess he'd had enough, because he fell off his bench and hit his head. He's just starting to come around now."
Until next time, hamburger. Until next time.