Which leads me to Halloween.
Wait wait, Halloween? That's quite a leap. What the hell are you smoking, Doc?
Stay with me. It'll all connect up, though you will be angry about it by the end. At least I hope you are, otherwise I will not have done my job properly. Trust me, just like in "The Usual Suspects", it will all line up by the time we're finished. And for the record, no I am not Keyser Söze.
As I was saying, Halloween. Ah, Halloween, that wonderful time of year when children dress up as Elsa from Frozen and witches and Yoda and ghosts and Elsa from Frozen and Chewbacca and Elsa from Frozen and princesses and ninjas and Elsa from Frozen and Yoda and Elsa from Frozen. But it isn't only children that dress up - adults do their best to wear garments that they would otherwise have no excuse to wear. Some people, for example, seem to think that any profession can be made "sexy". Witness Yandy.com, a website that has an entire section dedicated to sexy costumes. FORTY FOUR PAGES of sexy costumes. There are some, like Wonder Woman, who was sexy to start with:
Though Amazon removed this particular item in response to complaints, a 0.273 second Google search found several other "sexy nurse" toddler T-shirts that are still for sale. Do little girls not have enough to contend with growing up these days without utter garbage like this adding onto the pile? What in hell are we teaching them with this shit?