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"Hahaha! April fools! No but seriously, you're a big giant douchebag. April fools! I hope you die by falling into a giant pit of broken glass, king cobras, and arsenic. Haha! April fools!"
Anyway, I happened to post a lovely picture of a chiropractor doing an adjustment on a duck (no April fools) to Twitter earlier today:
In case you can't see it due to the mouthful of coffee you just spit all over your screen, that is actually a picture of an actual chiropractor actually doing a chiropractic adjustment on an actual duck. I'll repeat for those of you still cleaning your screens: A CHIROPRACTIC ADJUSTMENT. ON. A. DUCK.
Seriously folks, the picture just captions itself.
The response has been, ah, rather amusing, to say the least. So in the spirit of today, here are my favourite captions and responses.
Chiroquacktor doing the appropriate quack adjustments. https://t.co/6olnSrS7ex— YourBaby'sBestShot (@BabysBestShot) April 1, 2016
@DocBastard Well if it walks like a quack, talks like a quack and practises on a quack...— Fly Pastafarian (@FlyPastafarian) April 1, 2016
& no ordinary duck....but a very handsome - well dressed & highly educated duck... https://t.co/y884k8Wu9z— Are We There Yet? (@KBCanB) April 1, 2016
And these people constantly beg to be taken seriously as health care professionals https://t.co/kRN3sg6evh— GeekPharm (@geekpharm) April 1, 2016
@DocBastard The look on the duck's face says it all, "What the fuck are you doing to me, you QUACK!"— Mike Ashworth (@MikeAlphaOne) April 1, 2016
I imagine the duck speaking in the voice of a serene Japanese salaryman. https://t.co/qM1WRZEuLP— John Cullen (@nellucnhoj) April 1, 2016
I like the way the duck appears to be going ,'Yes, AND?' https://t.co/soAlx2lyn8— Mark (@markusparkus75) April 1, 2016
@DocBastard @tokyo_sexwhale Hahaha good April fool. Almost had me until I remembered chiropracters aren't real.— Danny (@skirmishmonkey) April 1, 2016
@DocBastard Well, I hesitate to say this, but the duck told me it did cure him. 😊— Marijke (@Marijke51) April 1, 2016
It was a close race, but here are the runners up:
@DocBastard here's an orthopaedic surgeon doing emergency surgery on a 🐔after she was mauled by a 🐶for comparison pic.twitter.com/FpQ8bQFb3f— Lilly Evilfatcat (@lillyevilfatcat) April 1, 2016
@DocBastard @GhostOfPJK so, they say quacks don't echo but I can def see two quacks there and only one duck— justin larkin (@redstarcycles) April 1, 2016
And the winner:
Happy April Fools Day!