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I'll start this post by answering a few questions that may or may not be burning in your mind: No, I'm not dead. No, I didn't g...
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EDIT NOVEMBER 1 2017: GINGER'S LIST HAS BEEN UPDATED TO 142 PAPERS. I HAVE ADDED ALL THE NEW ONES IN ORDER. NEW PAPERS ARE PREFACED BY *...
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EDIT: New and improved version, now with 83 of your favourite myths. Ooooooh boy. I have no idea what kind of rabbit hole I'm entering...
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I think of myself as a very secure person. I endure a lot of stress at work, and despite sometimes overwhelming circumstances, I always man...
What a coincidence. I, too, can neither confirm nor deny rumors that I will be somewhere other than within earshot of my pager.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy, I'm sure you have earned it many times over.
*calls every hospital in the world in an attempt to find the real Doc B*
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your vacation! I may or may not spend the week after next on a rough stone coast somewhere in the proximity of the Mediterranean sea.
ReplyDeleteHey Doc, I have always wondered what you thought about facebook? Do you have one? (I know you take your privacy very seriously, and do not care about who you are and therefore, don't care about your facebook, just if you have one.)
ReplyDeleteI do, but I have only a few "friends", and I check it perhaps once a week. I don't find it particularly interesting, entertaining, or useful.
DeleteEnjoy your vacation! (That you may or may not be taking)
ReplyDeleteSince were asking about FB above, I have a question too. Does anyone you know (other than your wife) know that youre Doc Bastard?
Other than Mrs. Bastard, my parents and siblings know. I have told one friend, but he was rather intoxicated at the time, so it is doubtful he remembers.
DeleteEnjoy your vacation Doc, you earned it.We shall wait patiently for the next post until your return :)
ReplyDeleteThanks for all of the enlightenment and entertainment over these past 3 years!
-A.C.
So well-deserved, and beach vacations with adult beverages that are rum-based and have itty bitty paper umbrellas in them are the very best! Hope that you come across no emergency situations where you feel obliged to admit "I'm a doctor" and find yourself in the thick of some sort of medical emergency.
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