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Saturday, 16 August 2014
I can neither confirm nor deny the rumour that for the next week I will be relaxing on a warm beach with warm white sand with a cool drink in my hand that may or may not have various tropical fruits and/or festive umbrellas in it.
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What a coincidence. I, too, can neither confirm nor deny rumors that I will be somewhere other than within earshot of my pager.ReplyDelete
Enjoy, I'm sure you have earned it many times over.
*calls every hospital in the world in an attempt to find the real Doc B*ReplyDelete
Enjoy your vacation! I may or may not spend the week after next on a rough stone coast somewhere in the proximity of the Mediterranean sea.ReplyDelete
Hey Doc, I have always wondered what you thought about facebook? Do you have one? (I know you take your privacy very seriously, and do not care about who you are and therefore, don't care about your facebook, just if you have one.)ReplyDelete
I do, but I have only a few "friends", and I check it perhaps once a week. I don't find it particularly interesting, entertaining, or useful.Delete
Enjoy your vacation! (That you may or may not be taking)ReplyDelete
Since were asking about FB above, I have a question too. Does anyone you know (other than your wife) know that youre Doc Bastard?
Other than Mrs. Bastard, my parents and siblings know. I have told one friend, but he was rather intoxicated at the time, so it is doubtful he remembers.Delete
Enjoy your vacation Doc, you earned it.We shall wait patiently for the next post until your return :)ReplyDelete
Thanks for all of the enlightenment and entertainment over these past 3 years!
So well-deserved, and beach vacations with adult beverages that are rum-based and have itty bitty paper umbrellas in them are the very best! Hope that you come across no emergency situations where you feel obliged to admit "I'm a doctor" and find yourself in the thick of some sort of medical emergency.ReplyDelete