WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE? SERIOUSLY, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU??
I don't understand this at all. There are only 229 subscribers to SftTB (that's my stupid nickname for this stupid blog), but as I write this, my tiny little worthless, meaningless, good-for-nothing blog has surpassed 2,000,000 page views. That either means that A) each of my fabulous subscribers has checked in 8733 times, B) there are a lot of people out there who visit here often but aren't subscribers, or C) I personally have clicked on my own blog approximately 1,998,472 times.
Regardless of the reason, I am absolutely amazed that there have been 2 million page views since I started writing this about 2 1/2 years ago. In addition to being astounded, I am also deeply honoured that so many people have taken time out of their busy day and devoted a few minutes to spend time with me.
So once again, in lieu of my usual sarcasm and snarkiness, I would like to say with all honesty and sincerity, thank you. I've had many people email me to tell me they've told their husbands, wives, siblings, friends, classmates, pets, and prison cell-mates about SftTB. If you enjoy what you read here, please feel free to share this blog with others (as long as you don't find it as insipid and vapid as I do).
Now that that's out of the way, for the love of god stop lurking and subscribe already! You know you want to! You apparently can't subscribe from the mobile site, so go find a damned computer and sign up. And follow me on Twitter or something. And get off my lawn. Oh, and if you haven't done so already (or even if you have), please leave a comment telling me where you're from and how you found me.
In case I haven't gotten my message across yet: thank you. I love you all.