Stories from the trauma bay

Stories about general surgery, trauma surgery, dumb patients, dumb doctors, and dumb shit from the dumb world around us.

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Monday, 27 November 2017

No story

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It's been two weeks since my last update. I had a new post all edited, shined up, and ready to go, but then the patient (who had done so...
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Monday, 13 November 2017

Electricity

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There are few things on this oblate spheroid we call Earth of which I am truly terrified.  On the top of my list are nuclear annihilation (w...
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Monday, 6 November 2017

Texas

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I was supposed to be publishing another stupid patient story today.  I didn't think I would be writing about this.  Again.  I thought th...
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Monday, 30 October 2017

The Speech

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One of my favourite things to do is to lecture people.  By "lecture" I don't mean lecturing medical students, which I am unfor...
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Thursday, 19 October 2017

Who am I

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Instead of a stupid patient story this week, I've decided to play a game with you, my loyal (and disloyal and peripatetic) readers.  No ...
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Monday, 9 October 2017

Fool me once again

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I've written  before  about not learning from mistakes. In case you missed that episode, please go back and read it. I just did, and tha...
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Tuesday, 3 October 2017

Guns

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I'm angry. I'm sad. I'm thoroughly upset. If you don't know what I'm talking about, go google "Las Vegas...
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DocBastard
I am a trauma and general surgeon at two hospitals in the suburbs of a major metropolitan area. One of the hospitals is in a rather poor suburb, the other is in a very affluent suburb. I see all kinds of crazy shit at both. Feel free to email me at docbastard1@gmail.com if you have questions, comments, or stories you want me to publish. Yes, I'll give you credit. Don't be afraid to comment or email me. I appreciate both!
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