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Monday, 24 October 2011
You can't fool me
I always find it fascinating when people think they can outsmart me. I'm not claiming to be the smartest person in the world, but I'm pretty damned sharp. Tonight a 22-year old schmuck who REEKED of alcohol drunkenly rolled his golf cart at the country club tonight and then tried to claim he only had 2 beers...nice try, stupid. Even after I tell these idiots that I am NOT the police and that I WILL be checking his blood alcohol level, they all stick with their story. It's almost always "2 beers". Were these 60 ounce beers?