Stories from the trauma bay

Stories about general surgery, trauma surgery, dumb patients, dumb doctors, and dumb shit from the dumb world around us.

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Sunday, 31 December 2017

New Year's Interview with Mrs. Bastard

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It's that time yet again, ladies and gentleman.  Time once again to say goodbye to the raging shitmaelstrom that was 2017, and hello to ...
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Monday, 18 December 2017

Branding

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Oh, boy. We have a bit of a doozy here. As you all know this blog is mainly about stupid people doing stupid things. Sometimes, however, it ...
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Monday, 11 December 2017

Now I've heard everything

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Most of the mechanisms of injury I see are rather mundane and pedestrian. Auto accidents, falls, stabbings, shootings, pedestrians struck, b...
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Monday, 4 December 2017

DNR

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If you're in the States, you can rest assured that I am most assuredly NOT  writing about the Department of Natural Resources.  Nor am I...
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Friday, 1 December 2017

Interview part 2

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Those of you who have been here a while probably (hopefully) remember the interview with Mrs. Bastard from December 2015. If you don't r...
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Monday, 27 November 2017

No story

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It's been two weeks since my last update. I had a new post all edited, shined up, and ready to go, but then the patient (who had done so...
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Monday, 13 November 2017

Electricity

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There are few things on this oblate spheroid we call Earth of which I am truly terrified.  On the top of my list are nuclear annihilation (w...
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DocBastard
I am a trauma and general surgeon at two hospitals in the suburbs of a major metropolitan area. One of the hospitals is in a rather poor suburb, the other is in a very affluent suburb. I see all kinds of crazy shit at both. Feel free to email me at docbastard1@gmail.com if you have questions, comments, or stories you want me to publish. Yes, I'll give you credit. Don't be afraid to comment or email me. I appreciate both!
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