Stories from the trauma bay

Stories about general surgery, trauma surgery, dumb patients, dumb doctors, and dumb shit from the dumb world around us.

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Tuesday, 27 June 2017

Rare

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If you are a regular reader here (or even an irregular reader) or if you follow me on Twitter (and if you don't, WHY THE HELL DON'T ...
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Tuesday, 20 June 2017

Too old

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I'm sure everyone reading this has heard the adage "Age is just a number".  To most, this aphorism means that you're never...
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Tuesday, 13 June 2017

Stupid update

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This is the update you've all been anxiously awaiting - the update on last week's near-catastrophic near-career-ending story .  Or m...
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Monday, 5 June 2017

Stupid, stupid, stupid

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I think I make it clear that I see a lot of people who do stupid things.  Some of these people doing stupid things are actually stupid so ca...
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Tuesday, 30 May 2017

Changing my mind

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I think of myself as a very decisive fellow.  After I've gather sufficient information and I make up my mind about something, according ...
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Monday, 22 May 2017

Instant dislike

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There are some patients who come into my trauma bay whom I can instantly tell I will like, both as a person and as a patient.  These people ...
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Friday, 12 May 2017

Names

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According to my research (aka a 0.385 second Google search), the most common surname in the world is Lee.  The next most common family names...
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DocBastard
I am a trauma and general surgeon at two hospitals in the suburbs of a major metropolitan area. One of the hospitals is in a rather poor suburb, the other is in a very affluent suburb. I see all kinds of crazy shit at both. Feel free to email me at docbastard1@gmail.com if you have questions, comments, or stories you want me to publish. Yes, I'll give you credit. Don't be afraid to comment or email me. I appreciate both!
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