Stories from the trauma bay

Stories about general surgery, trauma surgery, dumb patients, dumb doctors, and dumb shit from the dumb world around us.

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Tuesday, 30 May 2017

Changing my mind

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I think of myself as a very decisive fellow.  After I've gather sufficient information and I make up my mind about something, according ...
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Monday, 22 May 2017

Instant dislike

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There are some patients who come into my trauma bay whom I can instantly tell I will like, both as a person and as a patient.  These people ...
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Friday, 12 May 2017

Names

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According to my research (aka a 0.385 second Google search), the most common surname in the world is Lee.  The next most common family names...
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Monday, 1 May 2017

Call Gods are weird

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I should apologise in advance for yet another Call Gods post.  I can almost hear two distinctly different groans from all the way over here:...
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Monday, 24 April 2017

Gift

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Take a little ride with me.  Yes, you.  We're going on a trip, you and I.  Close your eyes.  Now imagine a house, a big house.  A beauti...
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Saturday, 22 April 2017

Two problems

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I've had a few people ask me over the past day or so if I'm ok.  Apparently if I don't post a story for over a week, some people...
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Thursday, 6 April 2017

Jahi McMath update

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It's about that time again, folks: time to revisit the tragic story of Jahi McMath.  In case you're new here and don't know Jahi...
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DocBastard
I am a trauma and general surgeon at two hospitals in the suburbs of a major metropolitan area. One of the hospitals is in a rather poor suburb, the other is in a very affluent suburb. I see all kinds of crazy shit at both. Feel free to email me at docbastard1@gmail.com if you have questions, comments, or stories you want me to publish. Yes, I'll give you credit. Don't be afraid to comment or email me. I appreciate both!
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