Stories from the trauma bay

Stories about general surgery, trauma surgery, dumb patients, dumb doctors, and dumb shit from the dumb world around us.

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Wednesday, 29 March 2017

Nothing

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I must apologise for the lack of a post this week, but unfortunately it seems that none of my patients have done anything particularly stupi...
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Monday, 20 March 2017

Yoots

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Before anyone starts attacking me, yes I know it could be spelled "yutes" or "utes", but according to the official scrip...
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Friday, 10 March 2017

Success!

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This isn't a personal success story (though I have had several recently), nor is it a professional success story (though I have had seve...
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Monday, 6 March 2017

Stupidly obviously stupid

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Life on planet Earth is generally complicated.  There are way too many questions and very few definitive answers.  Why are we here?  What...
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Monday, 27 February 2017

Superhero

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There is a very slight chance that my decision to write this post as well as its content were strongly influenced by the fact that I finally...
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Monday, 20 February 2017

Unvaluable lesson

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I try my best to find valuable lessons in dealing with trauma patients.  As I've told my children repeatedly, any day you learn somethin...
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Monday, 13 February 2017

Jerk

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In trauma I see all kinds of patient imaginable - male, female, old, young, educated, uneducated, nice, and asshole.  There are other types ...
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DocBastard
I am a trauma and general surgeon at two hospitals in the suburbs of a major metropolitan area. One of the hospitals is in a rather poor suburb, the other is in a very affluent suburb. I see all kinds of crazy shit at both. Feel free to email me at docbastard1@gmail.com if you have questions, comments, or stories you want me to publish. Yes, I'll give you credit. Don't be afraid to comment or email me. I appreciate both!
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