Stories from the trauma bay

Stories about general surgery, trauma surgery, dumb patients, dumb doctors, and dumb shit from the dumb world around us.

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Monday, 25 July 2016

Gish gallop Part 1

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WARNING : This is another anti-vaccine post, so proceed at your own risk.  If you don't like that, then turn back now etc etc. WARNIN...
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Monday, 18 July 2016

Obesity

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For those of you who follow this stupid blog and understand how it works, you've probably already guessed that the title of this post co...
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Monday, 11 July 2016

Rum

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I don't tend to ask my drunk patients what they drank to make them drunk, because ultimately it doesn't really matter.  Wine, liquor...
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Monday, 4 July 2016

A reason for that

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Have you ever heard the advice that if you're ever in a car accident, do  not  get out of your car and just stay in it until help arrive...
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Monday, 27 June 2016

Police

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You may not want to hear this, but ladies and gentlemen, it's about that time again.  No, not another insufferable, unreadable vaccine p...
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Monday, 20 June 2016

Coincidence vs fate

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"Aren't you going to do something  to help her?  Why aren't you helping her?! " These were the very first words that M...
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Monday, 13 June 2016

Orlando

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What can I really say.  I mean really, what can I say that hasn't already been said.  Though this tragedy was far from me, the impact is...
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DocBastard
I am a trauma and general surgeon at two hospitals in the suburbs of a major metropolitan area. One of the hospitals is in a rather poor suburb, the other is in a very affluent suburb. I see all kinds of crazy shit at both. Feel free to email me at docbastard1@gmail.com if you have questions, comments, or stories you want me to publish. Yes, I'll give you credit. Don't be afraid to comment or email me. I appreciate both!
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