Stories from the trauma bay

Stories about general surgery, trauma surgery, dumb patients, dumb doctors, and dumb shit from the dumb world around us.

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Monday, 30 November 2015

Holiday request

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I'm venturing a bit outside my comfort zone on this post, but it's for a very good reason: to honour a request by Mrs. Bastard.  Now...
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Monday, 23 November 2015

Perspective

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I have a pretty damned good life, and I'm not a bit ashamed to admit it.  I am healthy, I managed to find the most wonderful woman in th...
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Monday, 16 November 2015

Ha freaking ha

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It's time for another post about the Call Gods.  Yes indeed, yet another goddamned post about the goddamned Call Gods.  I can hear sever...
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Monday, 9 November 2015

Jahi McMath update

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In lieu of a stupid patient story this week, I have an update on the Jahi McMath saga.  That's right, the story that just won't go a...
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Monday, 2 November 2015

Trauma drama

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There's a very good reason "trauma" and "drama" rhyme.  I'm convinced that whoever was responsible for those two...
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Monday, 26 October 2015

Even sicker

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Very few words strike fear into the heart of a trauma surgeon.  Keep in mind that we see some of the worst of the worst, the most gruesome o...
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Wednesday, 21 October 2015

Lucky day

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Lightning never strikes the same place twice.  This phrase is patently untrue, as anyone with access to Google can discover in about 0.298 s...
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DocBastard
I am a trauma and general surgeon at two hospitals in the suburbs of a major metropolitan area. One of the hospitals is in a rather poor suburb, the other is in a very affluent suburb. I see all kinds of crazy shit at both. Feel free to email me at docbastard1@gmail.com if you have questions, comments, or stories you want me to publish. Yes, I'll give you credit. Don't be afraid to comment or email me. I appreciate both!
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