Stories from the trauma bay

Stories about general surgery, trauma surgery, dumb patients, dumb doctors, and dumb shit from the dumb world around us.

▼
Tuesday, 29 April 2014

Running out

›
I think of myself as a very secure person.  I endure a lot of stress at work, and despite sometimes overwhelming circumstances, I always man...
17 comments:
Thursday, 24 April 2014

Heroes

›
I don't claim to be anyone's hero.  My children may disagree with me, as may a few of my patients.  But to me a hero isn't some...
12 comments:
Saturday, 19 April 2014

The 'F' word

›
I know I'm going to catch hell for this post, but if I really cared about naysayers saying nay, I would bother posting about controvers...
24 comments:
Friday, 11 April 2014

Nanny

›
There are only 162 hours in a week, and it seems that some weeks I work approximately 161.5 of them.  Mrs. Bastard works too, so that leaves...
8 comments:
Sunday, 6 April 2014

Common cold

›
I have a cold.  I have a god damned cold.  I realise everyone hates having a cold, but I HATE having a cold.  I can't take sick days, so...
14 comments:
Tuesday, 1 April 2014

April Fools' Day

›
Christmas is ok.  New Year's Day is satisfactory.  My wife and children's birthdays are fine.  My birthday is usually tolerable.  My...
5 comments:
Monday, 31 March 2014

Drunk driver

›
I suspect most people know someone who has been affected by a drunk driver.  I also suspect that everyone who has more than 18 brain cells k...
8 comments:
‹
›
Home
View web version

About Me

DocBastard
I am a trauma and general surgeon at two hospitals in the suburbs of a major metropolitan area. One of the hospitals is in a rather poor suburb, the other is in a very affluent suburb. I see all kinds of crazy shit at both. Feel free to email me at docbastard1@gmail.com if you have questions, comments, or stories you want me to publish. Yes, I'll give you credit. Don't be afraid to comment or email me. I appreciate both!
View my complete profile
Powered by Blogger.