Stories from the trauma bay

Stories about general surgery, trauma surgery, dumb patients, dumb doctors, and dumb shit from the dumb world around us.

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Saturday, 28 January 2012

What??

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Some people are misinformed. Some people have no common sense. And some people are just so incredibly clueless that I wonder how they manage...
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Thursday, 26 January 2012

Happy endings

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If you're expecting a stupid patient story today, you're out of luck.  I haven't told very many nice stories with happy endings,...
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Wednesday, 18 January 2012

RFO time again!

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That's right folks, it's rectal foreign object time again! That seems to be everyone's favourite topic and gets the ...
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Tuesday, 17 January 2012

Oops!

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Someone asked me today what my craziest experience was in the operating room.  This particular event still seems to be out of a movie, becau...
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Monday, 16 January 2012

Dumbception

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If you've seen the movie "Inception" then you know it's about dreams within dreams within dreams.  (If you haven't see...
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Thursday, 12 January 2012

Mummy

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For those who speak The Queen's English, this post refers to the Egyptian-style mummy, not the woman who birthed you.  I just thought I...
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Tuesday, 10 January 2012

The end is nigh...

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Suicide isn't funny. Depression isn't funny. Sometimes, however, the world just throws you a curveball, and you can't help but c...
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DocBastard
I am a trauma and general surgeon at two hospitals in the suburbs of a major metropolitan area. One of the hospitals is in a rather poor suburb, the other is in a very affluent suburb. I see all kinds of crazy shit at both. Feel free to email me at docbastard1@gmail.com if you have questions, comments, or stories you want me to publish. Yes, I'll give you credit. Don't be afraid to comment or email me. I appreciate both!
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