tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1809371631407381115.post1204510325260239831..comments2024-03-12T07:48:29.712+03:00Comments on Stories from the trauma bay: NursesDocBastardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12224592098492491365noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1809371631407381115.post-71072589620290616332018-08-07T10:39:37.055+03:002018-08-07T10:39:37.055+03:00Hey. The work of a nurse is difficult. She does ev...Hey. The work of a nurse is difficult. She does everything for patients. But to get this position is also difficult. So I recommend using the help of the service - <a href="https://craftresumes.com/nurse-resume/" rel="nofollow">https://craftresumes.com/nurse-resume/</a>. It will help in writing a professional resume for a nurse.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1809371631407381115.post-40631796563327002322015-02-22T04:23:33.630+02:002015-02-22T04:23:33.630+02:00Medical exceptions should be the only acceptable t...Medical exceptions should be the only acceptable type. Governments mandate all kinds of things on their people "for their own good" - <br /><br />-motorcycle helmets<br />-seat belts<br />-safety testing on cars<br />-child safety seats<br />-speed limits<br />-banning illegal drugs<br />-making prescription narcotics difficult to obtain<br /><br />Vaccines belong on that list.DocBastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12224592098492491365noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1809371631407381115.post-34301104127274830832015-02-20T07:56:17.229+02:002015-02-20T07:56:17.229+02:00I'm going to say on his behalf - yes, if there...I'm going to say on his behalf - yes, if there is a known problem with a person receiving a vaccine, the person should not receive that particular vaccine. this is why everybody ELSE should be vaccinated: so that those who cannot be vaccinated because of medical reasons will not be at as much risk of coming into contact with an infectious person.Ken Brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15166383392696452631noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1809371631407381115.post-9700632512180416282015-02-19T22:44:00.123+02:002015-02-19T22:44:00.123+02:00Hey Doc, I would say I am firmly pro-vaccination, ...Hey Doc, I would say I am firmly pro-vaccination, but have a question about your vaccination beliefs. In the article below, parents describe the negative effects vaccines have had on their children and how vaccines can, extremely rarely, have life altering side effects. Do you think there should be medical exceptions for vaccines? I assume you disagree with religious/personal exemptions, but do you think people should be forced by the government to vaccinate their children? Should children not be allowed in government programs, such as school, if not vaccinated? <br /><br />I appreciate your pro-vaccination efforts on the internet because the return of vaccine preventable diseases does not come from anti-vaccination idiots, but from masses of people who choose ignore/believe them. <br /><br />https://www.yahoo.com/parenting/parents-of-vaccine-injured-children-speak-out-110904439577.htmlAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1809371631407381115.post-71419559353166230632015-02-19T04:47:49.147+02:002015-02-19T04:47:49.147+02:00oops - he's norse, not greek.oops - he's norse, not greek.Ken Brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15166383392696452631noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1809371631407381115.post-59862402768361223932015-02-18T22:52:53.878+02:002015-02-18T22:52:53.878+02:00This is just getting weird...This is just getting weird...Paul!https://www.blogger.com/profile/17837605076414409799noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1809371631407381115.post-87871993245315099852015-02-18T20:23:57.613+02:002015-02-18T20:23:57.613+02:00If you shove something weird up your ass, you migh...If you shove something weird up your ass, you might just get to meet him. Sharkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01160474063593343683noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1809371631407381115.post-82708172714166379422015-02-18T09:38:42.214+02:002015-02-18T09:38:42.214+02:00Another fine post, another firm erection. I tip my...Another fine post, another firm erection. I tip my "hat" to you fine sir!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1809371631407381115.post-20693506655272309232015-02-18T04:48:39.784+02:002015-02-18T04:48:39.784+02:00Loki?Loki?Ken Brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15166383392696452631noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1809371631407381115.post-60719012858887857432015-02-18T03:18:11.716+02:002015-02-18T03:18:11.716+02:00I recently had an adrenalectomy and spent about th...I recently had an adrenalectomy and spent about three days in the hospital. While I was there, one of the many shots they gave me a couple of times a day was heparin. The female nurses each grabbed a layer of fat on the side of my stomach, massaged it a little bit, and injected. It stung a little, but I could deal with it. Day 3 I had a male nurse with the name of a Greek god who walked up behind me and without warning, jabbed me in the back of the shoulder with the heparin. I screamed. It was like fire. He said, "Yeah, that one feels like a wasp sting. That's why I didn't warn you." Next time he came for shots, I told him I'd inject myself.<br /><br />I have had some wonderful male nurses. He was just not one of them.Mutzalinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1809371631407381115.post-6223196558664234992015-02-17T19:52:25.591+02:002015-02-17T19:52:25.591+02:00also, if you ever want to go out and have a fun - ...also, if you ever want to go out and have a fun - but mildly disturbing - time, go out with a group of ER nurses.Ken Brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15166383392696452631noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1809371631407381115.post-4039468246680636832015-02-16T23:19:04.915+02:002015-02-16T23:19:04.915+02:00I hated being the person who could decipher our co...I hated being the person who could decipher our copy machines moods. Almost as much as I hated pouring toner into it and getting dry ink on my blouses (5'2 and had to stand on a box to pour it in). One time a new employee, hired for her bra size not her brains asked me how I was going to fix it before they called the repair guys...she had immediate things to copy.... this was in the days before decent printers. I told her to kick it where the cord went in wait 5 minutes and turn it on. If it didn't work, repeat till it did. For all I know she's still there waiting.........amulbunny's random thoughtshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10621932038345682056noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1809371631407381115.post-61240235825360583152015-02-16T19:12:30.232+02:002015-02-16T19:12:30.232+02:00This brings to mind an episode where I was called ...This brings to mind an episode where I was called in to attempt basic fixing on a Xerox machine that had apparently decided it loved paper and did not want to let any go - which result in a 100% jam rate.<br />after trying fruitlessly to explain to it that it was supposed to release the photocopies it made to seek their fortune, it persisted in sticking them to its imaging drum. finally, seeing the futility of attempting to reason with it, I told the person who had asked me for help, "It looks like the machine is out of whack, you'll have to call the repair service and order some more."<br />there was about a 30 second mental progression from blind literal acceptance to the realization that I had deliberately fired off a non-sequitur.Ken Brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15166383392696452631noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1809371631407381115.post-41925194463069032392015-02-16T18:48:04.269+02:002015-02-16T18:48:04.269+02:00Oh Jesus. What happened to the patient?
Please t...Oh Jesus. What happened to the patient? <br /><br />Please tell me Thelma didn't continue working there. That's not being literal, that's being "I am making sure I always have someone else to blame and cover my own ass if things go wrong"Sharkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01160474063593343683noreply@blogger.com