Thursday 26 February 2015
The Daily Beast
Someone on The Daily Beast is masquerading as me and using the name "DocBastard" to write a column. He sounds like me, his opinions seem to be exactly the same as mine, and he even looks like me.
Before anyone mentions anything about it, my editor changed the British English spellings to the American English spellings. Because she's, you know, American.
So this is my first paying job as a writer. I'll be a regular contributor over there at DB. Yes, I'm actually getting paid for it, which is more than I can say for this place, where all I earn is your undying and everlasting adoration.
Heh . . . I have an editor.